Thursday, January 12, 2017

William’s Law of Assholes

Assholes tend to attract similar assholes.

I discovered this law many years ago, when there were not too many of them around. Now that the entire universe seems to be teeming with assholes, my law has become extremely useful. On urban footpaths, my law can help innocent people from stepping inadvertently into a smelly pile of assholes.

I was reminded of my law when I noticed in the French press that our Extreme-Right leader Marine Le Pen, visiting the USA, had dropped in at a famous place. Where? The White House, to bid farewell to Barack Obama? Like bloody hell. She called in at Trump Tower… but the boss was not there to receive her. Too bad. How sad.

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